also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
my shit smells like andre
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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