what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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