Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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