I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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