you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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