he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I woke up under a house in Key West
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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