i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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