It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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