I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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