Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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