Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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