I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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