I accidentally had phone sex last night
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
So here I am, sexting at work.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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