Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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