Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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