please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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