i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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