Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
My vagina just recognized that song.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
