Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
