If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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