was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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