I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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