You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Don't make out with my wife yet
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
