we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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