We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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