This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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