yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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