I wanna bring you to show and tell
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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