i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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