He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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