haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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