first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Randomize
