Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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