you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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