Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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