I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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