If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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