yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
this just has baby written all over it
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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