Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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