I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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