Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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