After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Randomize
