i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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