Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
PS: I just woke up from my shower
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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