oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
