problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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