I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
My pussy is not your playground.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Less talking, more tequila
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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