We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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