I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
She needs sedatives and a leash
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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