it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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