she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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