There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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