He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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