found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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