I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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