I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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